June 2012
“I remember I was having like a really sick day, I wasn’t feeling very well, and...”
– Lady Gaga on the day she wrote “Princess Die” (via blowhan)
Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are...”
– Fernando Pessoa (via modernmethadone)
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
youngnovels:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
oh wow
so like
dude
“The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving...”
– Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)
BRILLIANT.
(via lizapants)
OH MY GOD
(via mypatronusisyou)
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
person: air
me: wifi
